Is Gary Gensler finally signing off

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📢 Gary Gensler updates.

🍊 Information drops: McDonald’s is collaborating with Doodles, Bitfinex hacker will get sentenced to 5 years + extra

🍍 Market taste right this moment

Appears to be like just like the market’s getting a bit extra humble – the Concern and Greed Index slipped from “Excessive Greed” to “Greed” at 80. Bitcoin could not maintain the $90K line and is now hanging round $88K.

So, bear in mind when yesterday all of us acquired excited in regards to the Fed presumably chopping charges in December? Properly, Fed Chair Jerome Powell poured some chilly water on that concept, saying the financial system is not giving any alerts that they should rush into decreasing charges. Cue Bitcoin taking a 3% dip after the information.

The ripple impact hit BTC ETFs, too. After a candy streak of big inflows, they noticed $400.7M head for the exit yesterday.

However do not let that freak you out. MicroStrategy’s major man, Michael Saylor, is disregarding any discuss of Bitcoin sliding again to $60K – a value degree that dominated a lot of 2024. Saylor says Donald Trump’s win has “very decidedly” set the longer term for crypto and Bitcoin within the US, including, “I do not actually see any threats on the near-term horizon.” Oh, and he is already planning the $100K social gathering. Yo, M-Canine, we’re homies, proper? 😃 I am invited… proper? 😃

Backside line: The market could be catching its breath, however the large gamers are nonetheless all-in. Possibly it is time we take a web page out of Saylor’s guide and preserve our eyes on the prize. In any case, right this moment’s dip could possibly be tomorrow’s golden alternative 🏆

🔍 Maintaining with Gary Gensler

Final week, we talked about Donald Trump’s large promise to kick out SEC Chair Gary Gensler, which might’ve taken eternally with all the mandatory procedures.

However you understand what – and I gotta say, I do not actually consider in miracles, however there is no different clarification right here – Gensler may’ve simply executed the job for Trump. This is the closing line of his current speech:

“I have been proud to serve with my colleagues on the SEC who, day in and day trip, work to guard American households on the highways of finance.”

TELL ME THIS IS NOT A FAREWELL NOTE. Does this imply that the regulatory battle towards crypto is over? Properly, do not get too excited simply but – nothing’s confirmed. However the hopes are positively up.

In that very same speech, Gensler additionally took a visit down reminiscence lane to have a good time the SEC’s achievements for crypto – crypto ETFs, … umm…  I suppose that is just about it. Oh, he additionally appeared to be happy with classifying practically 10K tokens as “unregistered securities.” 

After this fast recap, Gensler then served the basic: crypto dangerous, investor lose and cry = rip-off. Truthfully, all of the speech was lacking was, “My time right here has been… wonderful.” 😈

Once all of the crypto bros have prayed sufficient and Gensler is absolutely out – somebody’s gonna must take the crown. We dropped some names for potential replacements final week, which you’ll take a look at right here.

However guess what? Rumors additionally hinted that ex-CFTC Commissioner Chris Giancarlo, aka Crypto Dad, could be within the operating. Besides these rumors stay simply that, for the reason that man himself confirmed it isn’t gonna occur (sorry to interrupt it to you). He mentioned:

“I’ve made clear that I’ve already cleaned up earlier Gary Gensler mess within the CTFC and do not need to have do it once more.”

On one hand, it is a disgrace. However on the opposite – such sick bars are all the time a delight. Temper rn – this:

And if that roast wasn’t sufficient to quench that thirst for revenge, this is the cherry on prime: 18 US states filed a lawsuit towards the SEC and Gensler for overstepping their authority.

Principally, the states are saying that they ignored division of energy, attempting to take full management over crypto regulation by means of enforcement.

If this lawsuit does not work, then idk, man. Will we simply… launch the hounds? Only a thought, only a remark, do not sue me for this.

📰 Information drops

🍟 McDonald’s is teaming up with Doodles – the inventive model that acquired its begin as an NFT mission. They’re launching a marketing campaign known as “GM Unfold Pleasure,” full with limited-edition McCafé cups that includes Doodles-inspired designs.

⛓ Ilya Lichtenstein, the mastermind behind the 2016 Bitfinex hack that stole $385.1M in crypto, was sentenced to 5 years. Prosecutors beneficial a lighter sentence as he had no prior legal report, helped out in investigations, and did not pull off a profitable laundering job.

🏦 Hong Kong’s Financial Authority (HKMA) is looking out some crypto corporations for sketchy practices. These corporations have been utilizing the time period “financial institution” to make themselves look extra legit and achieve belief – regardless of missing the licenses to again it up.

🏈 Russell Okung, Carolina Panthers star, is ensuring gamers in his new flag soccer league – fittingly known as Bitball – receives a commission in Bitcoin. He is executed with middlemen taking a slice or shady offers behind the scenes, so he is making a league centered on pure sport and actual alternatives for gamers.

💰 Pennsylvania lawmakers have launched a brand new invoice that may permit the state treasury to stash as much as 10% of its stability sheet in Bitcoin. Rep. Mike Cabell, who put the invoice ahead, says BTC could possibly be a strong protect towards inflation.

🤖 Rumor has it that OpenAI is making ready to launch a brand new AI agent, codenamed “Operator,” that’ll independently deal with duties for customers – writing code, reserving journey, and extra. It is reportedly set for a January debut as a analysis launch, plus it’s going to be accessible to builders by means of OpenAI’s API.

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